Can you believe an alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking Robot named bender could teach us anything in life? I know, you wouldn’t even believe that this kind of Robot even exists in the earth.
In fact, Bender is a lead character in a famous animated sci-fi series Futurama. Where he is famous for his one-liners that you would laugh catching your belly.
Our editor has collected some of his witty one-liners. That would teach something important in life. Only affected when a Robot has preached that. We sorted those one liners with eight basic human emotions and bring it to serve our audience of wake up humor.
12 Life Secret by 31st-century robot Bender Filled with 12 basic emotions
As a human, we don’t believe in giving things. We always complain about our partner. Guys can never understand what females want from a guy. Is it their money, time, honesty? But our male-bot Bender knows it very well.
2. Best Friend
A true best friend is always a guy who is with you in your worst time. But Bender got himself lucky.
The next GIF is so hilarious. You should try as a pickup line. Y’know girl, of all the girls I’ve seen, you’re the first. She really would consider creepy if you use it a bad time.
We all guys hate bathing. But still, how does a Robot bath? Bender got to clean his circuits, and tight all the screws. You know Bender, who is bathing him? One lucky guy!!
What would happen to the world if a Robot who hates all the human become supreme of the world? Kill all the humans is the key sentence of him.
In an episode ‘a pharaoh(a ruler of ancient Egypt) to remember’ he becomes ruler of ancient Egypt. And he orders to build the biggest statue that world can never forget a pharaoh.
He has taught, how leaders should not react by his charms and one-liners.
Kill all humans
It is a signature dialogue of him. In reality, a kind-hearted Bender wants to kill all evil from this filthy world of humans.
How would you live without money?
Master Chefs, cooking tutorials are for losers.
Who is the biggest evil in the world? The answer is simple, Monday. Kill all the Mondays. If you can’t find anything like Monday. Then destroy everything begins with ‘M’. Kill Mahesh, Motor-Cycle, Motorola, Money to take a revenge on Monday.
9. Pickup line
pick up line be like.
How should we satisfy constant demands from girlfriend, boss, boyfriend, wife, husband, parents?
Be like all drinker, Bender has failed to teach anything in terms of drinking.
Even who wants to listen anything about drinking problems. If anyone ever told you drinking is not good for health. Tell them,
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