Journey Of A Friendzoned Guy
Christmas an auspicious festival about asking our wishes to an almighty Santa who inevitably fulfills our wishes by putting our asked wishes in socks.
There is one catch.
Can you answer this? Can holy & festival still be called holy, when people celebrating these festivals are the worst than demons, aliens,…
Further, can you trust the guy wearing a red suit and white beard? That he has almighty power to give whatever we ask.
I’m telling, THIS IS A FRAUD.
Wish Of Kid Mr. Dark Darek
Darek the guy who has sacrificed his life in a social service of the male world [and the first manist guy(feminist is so overrated for him)]. He has asked Santa for the most critical problem man face in his life.
Yes, getting friend zoned.
The friend zone is a curse. Above the curse..this is a headache for all the friends of a friend zoned guy. Who has listened to all his sad stories, read his out of the world love and heartbroken poetries. A nice funny guy turned into a boring pathetic fool, only useful to the girl who friend zoned him. This should be stopped.
Dark Quiz : What do we call a girl who has friendzoned a guy? [reply in comment box]
Journey Of A Santa Profession
In an ancient time, Santas were guys who were brutally friend zoned by a girl. This all tradition has a root. That happened around 2016 BC. The guy named Santos father of all Santa was cursed.
Santa Book of world record says, he was friend zoned by 2512 girl. [Pity right, we celebrate Xmas at a day which is the sad number for Sanra] So he decided to do something different.
He was a big fan of superhero comics. Optimistic Santos designed a red costume.
‘earth welcome new superhero who has a superpower to woo girls’ Santa screamed from ancient Empire State building.
Kids and Santa
Santa reached the place where one can find most girls. [Any idea?] Yes, at church. [I don’t know, why girls are more religious than any guys. Economists find out please] But he found more kids are approaching him than any girl.
Simple logic guts, how can any girl want to go near any weird guy wearing red from top to bottom.
Any normal guy would have taken this as a defeat. Stubborn as a rock, Santos wasn’t any normal guy. He played with a kid from morning to night. And finally, he impressed kid’s mom. And he changed his name from Santos to Santa.
So kids that’s how profession of Santa get started.
At last, have you got any Santa inside you?
Are you the guy, who get friend zoned by each girl?
Yes, you have a red Santa inside you.
Source: Book: Autobiography Of A Friendzoned Santa
Coming Soon: Playbook Of Santa