close your eyes to make a wish :
For centuries, we had a belief that the only place where we ‘close your eyes to make a wish‘ is only church, temple, monastery or mosque.
That’s not 100% true logically. For an example, if you’re hungry and you want to eat burger badly. Will you ask for Burger at Fast Food Corner or you’ll ask for a burger at any bank!!
‘Hey Yes Bank, Give me an extra cheeseburger and put transaction in my passbook.’ This really looks weird. Right.
So there is always logic and filter. For certain kind of wishes only can be fulfilled at certain kind of place.
Hey god. Please God. There is a holy seat beside me which is only suitable for any holy beautiful girl with a holy nice sense of humor. Amen.
I’m giving you two options, God. Right now, I’m standing in a huge queue at a bank. Just put only beautiful girl/handsome boy who hates bureaucracy & government.
Yeah, I forget about two options. You can either put him/her in front of me or behind me in a line. Sorry, make it two. You know the inflation.
Always wish for money when you’re at a bank. God give me 2 Billion Dollar. One in cash and another one in cheque. Imagine inevitably God fulfills your wish at the religious place. Unholy people of the demon will know that immediately and might steal your money.
If you’re at the bank that time. You get free security and you put piles of money to the cashier. Hey, put this 1 Billion in account number 1100***###01. That’s convenient, doesn’t it?
3 Movie Theatre
Hey God, Please Shreya say yes to see a movie with me. If she says yes, then I’ll pay movie tickets of three poor kids (where only lead hero is Tushar Kapoor, I don’t want poor kids to watch some sort of vulgar movies.)
Hey God, I’m standing on my balcony looking at the traffic passing by. Please make my crush walk by from this street. Where she looks up with her beautiful face and give smile with two beautiful dimples.
5 Social Media
Hey God, I’ll comment, like, share every photo which has your picture. Please whisper in her ear to accept my follow/friend request. And tell me her mobile number at first chat.(Hey guy, your expectation is way too high. Even Radha gave me her mobile number, after 5 days. Where I forwarded every god damned Good Morning, Good Night, Good Evening, Father’s Day, Engineer’s day messages.
Thanks to you God. I’m at an expensive restaurant with a beautiful girl. Now again I’m asking, please turn her into a feminist. That she pays half of her bill. Amen.
7 Funeral [Dark One]
Hey God, look at that pretty girl with a green earring. Ya, ya you don’t need to mock me he is with a handsome boyfriend. Now listen to my wish. Next Sunday, make that guy’s funeral and that girl sobbing on my shoulder. close your eyes to make a wish. [:p]
Hey God, Please I get a book from my favorite author and even a partner that also loves that author.
Hey God, please make some tragedy that she gets late for a lecture. And all the other seats get occupied other than one besides me. Plus boring professor doesn’t come at that day because of his son’s funeral. In addition, we go to canteen, then coffeeshop, then….
10 Religious Place
The survey by God has found that a number of girls have belief in God than numbers of guys. That’s why more numbers of girl visit a religious place than any guy.
Please God! She trusts you. You know, I’m a nice guy. Just tell the girl beside me who has closed her pink eyes to go on a date with me. Amen.
Okay, while reading this article. You’re not any of that place mentioned in the article. Then close your eyes to make a wish that she is reading the same article same time. You’re reading. And she says yes to go out with you. Amen.