Do you feel like, I can’t concentrate on my goals or worst I don’t have any goals in my life? I just live my life like every new year’s resolution. Broken and hey I don’t remember my last year’s resolution at all.
Don’t worry, with new parody title track of dexters and super examples of superheroes. You would learn the humor steps of revival my life.
what is revival less life
The people we idealize have passed through lots of troubles in their life. They got victories by overcoming on failures, anxieties, boredom, watching TV series, chatting whole day, partying. They worked hard and now they’re seating at the zenith shining like a diamond, spreading perpetual security with a glory like an unbeaten emperor, and making the world a better place with their heroism, dedication, and super power.
Those people are Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Batgirl, Deadpool, Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad, Miley Cyrus, Sinchan, and Nicki Minaj.
When we grew up, we had an exact same wish, dream, and desire like those heroes to change the world with our imaginary super power (not counting wetting the bed without waking up). We could fly all our the world with just one hand ahead in the air for balance and without worrying about a price of the crude going up or down just using the other hand to do stuff…. like hold loose jeans
Title Track Of Dork Dexter
FLYING IN DEXTER’S LABRATORY! LIVES THE DORKIEST KID YOU’VE EVER SEEN WHO JACKS OFF IN THE AIR….
YOU DON’T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE FILTHY SONG ANY FURTHER, I SWEAR). We could go out in abandoned dark street at night just like Batman, save a girl from some chauvinists and misogynists and have an exact same kiss like Spiderman did with a perfect 180′ angle. (spiderman: those were some days,phew)
Once upon a time a shrewd Jesus said, ‘my dork child, wake up, those wet fantasies are never going to become true.’ Why normal people like us always face failure? I’m going to debug reasons for failures.
Debug Failure with Four Steps
- We’ve made a great plan in our mind. (the secret of making a great plan is to add great as a prefix in all words Like, I know poop, in fact, I always make a great poop every morning [so refreshing]. I know the business. I’ve made great billions in Monopoly) -Donald J Trump
- When the time has come to execute the great plan, we watch TV series, YouTube videos, play video games, chat on social network. [!!!Spoiler Alert: for people who hasn’t seen F.R.I.E.N.D.S. season finale!!!] We lost our focus just like Joey lost Rachel in the last season. (it was wrong, unbelievable but still inevitable to stop)
- You give up when you don’t get expected result or some random failure. Life is not about giving up. You should rather suicide.
- Ways of suicides: most dumb people only know three to five ways like eat rat poising or hang with fan or drink acid or shoot yourself. Those are very painful ways, trust me. If you need any counseling in easy suicide. I will definitely be your friend. Way to go. One goes 7.3 billion remains. Who cares? I say everybody who ever gets failure should suicide. I hate to stand traffic jams, traffic signals, not get a seat in a public transport. ‘Heil Hitler.’
Revival Life Of Superman
Once upon a time, superman was also a failure. All comedians made fun of his signature knicker style. Miserably, he came to our doorstep. He analyzed four step. The first time he learned that, fuck I should wear underwear inside of my pant. That’s how superman revival his life.
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