The very first question before writing this article I faced was, what Is Indian of my dreams! So first thing to do, when you don’t know what is happening. I googled INDIA OF MY DREAMS. I was shocked that, there weren’t many articles about India Of My Dreams. My dear uncle Sharma spoke after he spat pan, India doesn’t need a dream. His pure confidence was no shock after how India doesn’t use NOTA (any of the above). He continued, because India is living in a dream. It certainly was true how Modiji has brought ache din to India.
I visited several sites and I would like to present the compilation of India Of My Dreams findings from different websites and blogs.
Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s “Make in India” dream, which is the idea that India is open for business, especially manufacturing.
Really Times Of India, really great answer. Narendra Modi’s dream is now India’s dream. I always expect better from the prime minister. I am sure his other dreams contain some sane action with Sunny Leone. And Make In India is not at all India’s dream. India has been living in this dream for many years. Even your neighbor kid Ansh knows this.
Don’t trust me? Ask Ansh, What is India’s population? Without any thinking, I’m sure, he’ll give the answer: 1.28 billion. That’s real, ‘MAKE IN INDIA‘. India is a second in a dream. I must say, India is living In Modiji’s dream. By this sentence, Indian mothers are the most fertile construction site to build babies. But Indians have disappointed western countries by imposing anti-surrogacy law. Mothers’ womb is a construction site, I know this is the most racist word to say. But we can’t put a finger on God. What he has made, he made. Period.
The Quora version:
The top answer with 65 upvotes is just written with 340 words. I don’t know where the hell, these 65 people who upvoted came from. After reading bold part:
The Indian Dream should be to build a modern, egalitarian and prosperous India
Egalitarian, I had to google egalitarian before knowing what the hell he has written. I know 90% my readers too. That’s why I made your work easy.
Egalitarian: believing in or based on the principle that all people are equal and deserve equal rights and opportunities.
Give this guy a right to rewrite Indian constitution, he has addressed the core issue of India, Nepotism. The sad truth is, talented Bollywood actress Sonakshi Sinha who now knows more just a smile. Her battle with actor Sona Mohapatra proves that India still faces nepotism. Yes, you dumbo Sonakshi Sinha got her first few movies because she knows how to smile beautifully. That doesn’t count as nepotism. Does it? Sandeep has outrighted shitty Times Of India answer, Bro India Of My Dreams is Modiji’s dream, Make In India. If an even kid writes this in an essay, he’d get a big fat F.
Modiji dreams about Sunny Leone at dark moon night.
I stand in my shoes, that Modiji dreams about Sunny Leone. Why not he? He is a man too. But only at dark moon night. Because bad things happen at full moon night so opposite of full moon, in dark moon night good things happen. What could be better than Sunny Leone in dreams? Sunny Leone in real, Gee.
But I don’t believe this genius Sandeep Manudhane is an Indian. Look at this guy’s creativity. He has concluded everything India wants to achieve in just a sentence. Indians can write a thousand-page novel about different kinds of shit.(Durjoy Dutta, please don’t take this personally.) But again getting back to Sandeep’s version of India dream. The Indian Dream should be to build a modern, egalitarian and prosperous India.
The American dream:
the ideal by which equality of opportunity is available to any American, allowing the highest aspirations and goals to be achieved.
Aren’t they both are fucking same. Americans even copied dream from India. America is the biggest copycat country. They had copied our great reality shows, movies, lifestyle, TV series, fashion everything. How could they copy the dream from aspiring Indian talented writer Sandeep Manudhane. Let’s roast all Americans. We’ll have fun and Joey. [who is ever going to fact check the fact actually Mr. Sandeep copied American Dream, Gee.]
I believe who copied whom. Either equality of opportunity or egalitarian is original. This question is same confusing like who came first. Egg or Chicken!
[fact: CEO of snapchat and brand ambassador snapdeal both get roasted by angry Indians. Is word snap cursed like no 13]
Difference Between Unofficial India Of My Dreams & American Dreams:
Apart from Mr. Sandeep’s originally inspired (egg dreams) Indian writers write too damn big dreams(average quora answer about Indian dream is longer than balls Chateshwar Poojara plays in test cricket). And that’s everything. What should be any average person’s dream? To become a star or number one in any field. The dream is something impossible to achieve at today but if we keep working towards it. It might not be just dreams.
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That brings to What is a dream? a cherished aspiration, ambition, or ideal. Like to become a star or number one in any field. The dream is something impossible to achieve at today but if we keep working towards it. It might not be just dreams.
That’s the case of an American dream. Equal opportunity to each individual. Yes, they’ve worked hard towards make this dream possible. What could we do if Americans don’t count Asians immigrants as Americans! We can’t complain. Their life their choice. So equal opportunity for Americans is their dream.
But in India, we never tried to work towards any equal opportunity. And the pathetic condition of cleanliness count as special Shekh Chilli version of Indian dream. And logically thinking, dreaming about cleanliness is not a good thing to broadcast. This dream is like, where do you see yourself in future, son? Father, I want to be a man. That’s kind of dream India is in illusion today.
And as discussed earlier, India has already achieved Make India Dream. [don’t you think that’s Modiji’s magic: Doing nothing is everything] The question is still haunting my mind is what is India’s one official dream. And I surveyed and researched hard and came up with something.
Honest Official India Of My Dreams:
Work your ass up for getting 100 percentile in School then College then IELS/CAT/IBPS/UPSC/GRE then get married to have grandchildren for parents and persistently blackmailing your child to have grandchildren.
That was my version of Indian dream. But what I am not a sole voice of India. To know what is true Indian Dream. Vote your answer in What Is Top Official Indian Dream. Be As Sarcastic As Possible!
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