Unlike girls mind of guys are open book for all the girls. A guy only wants two things from girls in their life. All the girls know those things without any doubt.
Girls can be your friends easily like a baby fish learns to swim in the water. Instead, girls avoid you, you should improve from listed those bad habits.
This post will answer the questions
Why don’t I have a friend who is a girl?
How can I talk to a girl?
I don’t know, why girls avoid me?
I am afraid of approaching girls. What should I do?
Always Look Up At Her Eyes
I know, all guys have a curiosity to look down from girls’ face. Guys have so many opportunities to look at any girls’ bosom.
Remember guys, imagine your friend talking with you.‘Bro, yesterday in cricket practice. I want to hit those” balls with my bat too hard that….’
‘Bro, yesterday in cricket practice. I want to hit those” Stops for a while and look at your chest
“balls with my bat too hard that….’
Exactly, girls find this kind of behavior so embracing and humiliating. We guys talk while looking at each other’s eyes.
Guys think that, she will never know. She will never know. Wait, girls are also mammal but with…. two….better qualities. Larger memory in a brain and three times faster processing power in her eyes. (remember she’ll never forget if she’ll ever catch you) Never be over smart guys.
2. Making Excuse Instead Of Apologizing At Mistakes
Admit guys, even for a tiny mistake a girl will always apologize like the mountain Himalaya. While guys will make excuses over excuses. Guys don’t let your ego ruin your life.
Telling sorry as easy as telling KRK **##**@. (**##**@ = Kamal R Khan)
3. Staring Carelessly at semi-nude mannequin or Jockey billboard
Wow! What a lovely model with a perfect figure!! Guys if you do this. You’ll be in the top of creepy guy list. Trust me, ‘All GIRLS MAKE CREEPY GUY LIST’. Guys my personal
Guys my personal advice, avoid that curiosity. Take a photo of that billboard. Go to your bedroom, close it. And look forever at that billboard or mannequin as long as it gives you happiness. You can thank me later.
4. Appreciating Other Girls Too Much
When you like some girl. You try to tell about her to your girl who is just a friend. She is so beautiful, intelligent, more importantly, beauty with brain.
From outside, she would act like. Yay, hmm. But deep down she is fired.
5. Forgetting Her Birthday
You know guys, we all have always mistaken girls as she wants an expensive car, jewelry at her birthday. The reality is they more like a gift when you make her feel special on birthday. Like making a bracelet from a shell. She will take care of that bracelet till her last breathe.
The worst part is, guys brain don’t function like girls. They just can’t remember any dates.(date of the dates too) Whereas girls can remember, which colored shirt had he worn on his fourth date. What food have we ordered on our third trip to Goa) Pretty amazing
Pretty amazing, right. Thanks to technology, we can now know her birthday with the notification. Butt remember, girls are always one step of ahead of guys. They will always ask again to verify, ‘have you remembered my birthday?’ This is a trap guys, never act like Gandhi. ‘I read it from facebook notification.’ That will drive her crazy inside. Tell a cold lie to her face. Lying is always better than hurting an innocent girl.
6. Food Habits
The main difference between a perception of girl and boy is..boys like to eat food for joy. Whether eating habit is worst than any money. They just don’t care. They want to enjoy the\ taste of every bite of burger. While our holy girls b
While our holy girls believe in sophistication. They will always eat with a style. After a minute they’ll use a napkin, whether nothing has spilled at her mouth. They just check their watch, oh one minute. I have to clean again my hand, mouth with a new tissue.
While guys will eat everything without washing hands, after eating they will go to a washroom. Come back to you. Steal your hand from you for handshake…’hey wassup, food was great and you don’t believe that here, washroom was cleaner than my bedroom.’
When you’re with girls, please stop these kinds of unholiness.
7. Adjusting Crotch In Public
In many underwear advertisements, we’ve seen heroes adjusting their crotch as a signature move. The tough reality is Superman also learned that this is not a good thing. No matter, how hard you feel itchiness down there.
I’ve seen many boys adjusting their crotches in public. This thing is as annoying as to any guys to any girls.
One Funny Short Sorry Story
Gf : ‘baby, did you bring a gift for my Sally’s birthday party. Or as always, have you forgotten?’
Bf: ‘baby, you don’t believe this. What had happened with me today!! The traffic police’ She frowned. ‘baby not traffic police, I’m saying that in front of traffic police a cute baby beggar was asking for the food. She hadn’t eaten for three days in a row.’
Bf: ‘I can’t stand that. I’ve bought sweets as a gift for Sally’s birthday. Sally is a rich, she can celebrate hundred of birthdays with his boyfriend’s money. But I can’t stand watching a poor child starve. I’m not immune city bastard who only thinks about me, my girlfriend and friend of my girlfriend’s birthdays. I know, Sally’s sacrifice will never get wasted. ‘
She still frowning looking at him with a disbelief in her eyes. ‘When she took sweet packet from me. You will not believe what had happened. She gave half of that packet to cute puppies. That girl taught me one lesson. There is nothing better in life that sharing.’
bf: ‘And baby I want to share my whole life with you.’
gf: ‘awww…’ and she slapped him. Girls always know when you know. Don’t ask me how, because you’ll learn one day. Just take an example of your mom. You can never hide anything from your mom.
Guys if you think I’ve missed anything. Feel free to write that out in a comment. My goal was just is to have a smile on my innocent readers’ face. I hope, I’ve achieved that.