Ironically valid reasons why 500 rupee notes should not be banned
Indian Government has banned 500-1000 notes by claiming that would stop black money cycle in the country. Overnight so many people rushed to ATM to get 100 rupee notes.
This decision really was tyranny for people with black money. All comedians, tweeteratis, meme makers are making fun of them. But wait, people with black money. I haven’t had left their side. I’m going to support until the end of….(your black money.. give me everything just like Monk Pitbull said)
Reason 1 : Health Issue
Can you imagine a pressure of disposing crores of black money over night? How could those poor innocent bastards survive without losing their sleep and increasing blood pressure?
Do we want to be a cause of someone’s misery to have our enjoyment? I agree, they are greedy, the reason of inflation in the market, became fat eating our money, butt still they are human. (once a shrewd man said that the real statement and person always start after butt….do
(once a shrewd man said that the real statement and person always start after butt….don’t believe us, again check out. Not me, duffer. The statement)
Reason 2 : Road Safety & Spoiled Kids
Do you want our cities to be safe? Or bastards from rich spoiled dad with black money will crush you while drunk driving his expensive cars.
How could poor and middle-class people will get their compensation. We don’t care about city’s safety. It’s our right to get crush by some spoiled kid. Because if the government will stop will stop black money
Because if the government will stop will stop black money circulation, how could they bribe police officials, courts, politicians!! If they don’t get black money, how would they spoil their kids!! This white money chain would end right now. I wouldn’t imagine India without, ‘tum jante nahi mera baap kaun hain’ (‘you don’t know, who is my father’)
Reason 3 : Equality
Rich people now can’t bribe with their money. They have to wait in long queue to pay bills, get an airline ticket, boarding pass and all. People with black money will lose their status, weight. People with the black money also have to
Equality is against Indian culture from getting admission to having a job. To my respect for people with black money, I oppose black money.
Reason 4 : Morality
Ban on 500-1000 rupee not will emphasize morally on people with black money to earn money in white.
This decision is same as parents of students constantly telling them to study otherwise we will ban your TV, Broadband, Mobile Phone, Night outs. And that’s not a warning. They actually ban them.
Like parents, the government should have to accept as whoever we are.(we=black money guy) [they always try to change us..duhh] Solution is not the banning things we love. Because we’re still not going to study and find an another way to have a black money. [guy with black money, not check out. Bitcoin. No, I said, never.]
This is government’s moral responsibility like parents have.
Reason 5 : Feminism & Racism
We collected black money not because we’re money maniac. We collected money to support the feminism to oppose the racsism. We wanted to send the message to the world to change just like us. Have some respect to woman.
I know this message wouldn’t make sense in your small brain.
Ok listen in Sanskrit, money is called ‘Goddess Lakshmi’. We never wanted to turn our back against to them just because they’re black. No. We’re that much greedy like you.
We’ll always accept and give all the money no matter what color they belong to. We’ll find a way to stop this rasicm and sexsim against moeny. We’ll fight till our death to ensure back respectable position for black money. As they had in 20th century.
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